Driving back from an event . . . . πŸš—


Wife : So those ladies are your childhood friends πŸ™‚


Me : Yes Babes; they are . . . . Cool people shey?πŸ™‚


Wife : You and Nancy seemed close πŸ™‚


Me : We go back a long way, you could say that hahahaha..πŸ˜‹


Wife : Hmmm . . . . I could tell from the way she hugged you πŸ™‚


Me : What do you mean BabeπŸ€”?


Wife : I'm just saying….the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time before she let go . . . . and the way she looked into your eyes.🫑


Me : But Ngozi and Mary hugged me too😏


Wife : Not the same way Nancy did. You know what let's just drop it….😞


Me : Hmmmm….Okay Babes.🌝


After a short while…..


Wife : It's funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the bash. Her jokes were not even funnyπŸ˜’


Me : I thought we were dropping it.🌝


Wife : All I'm saying is she must learn to respect other peoples' men……at least in their wives presence. 

If I didn't know any better I would think you’re sleeping with her πŸ˜’


Me : How did this escalate to that level now?😐


Wife : Ohhhh . . . . did I strike a nerve?😏


Me : It's just that I don't see what you’re talking about babe..


Wife : Oh . . . . so you are defending her now?😳


Me : No, I don't know what you talking about please.


Wife : I know what I saw; unless you think I'm stupid or crazy πŸ˜’


Me : Look at this idiot skipping the traffic light 😳


Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!!! You're changing the subject now?


Wife : At least he skipped a light. He is not skipping inappropriate hugs and cuddles from old time sluts πŸ˜’


Me : Why are you calling an innocent person such terrible names and how does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug? Really now !!!


Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her? Am I standing in your way? Let me out of the car, go to her. I'm not stopping you πŸ˜”πŸ˜’


Me : Baby have I ever given you any reason not to trust me? . . . . . Ever . . . . 😏


Wife : πŸ™„. . . . (folding hands and still in a silent rage mood and mode )


Me : Answer me babe….


Wife : Just drive the car.


Me : Mmmmm…..na wa o🌝


Silence for 5 minutes.


Wife : (Talking to herself). Hmmm. Childhood friend indeed


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