~Mazi Abe Abiodun Idris


Many Nigerians that saw the body slam of Kemi by the British Prime yesterday at Prime Minister’s Time laughed in glee because of all the insults she had been throwing at her supposed Motherland


But trust me, for us that live in the system and understand fully well, the British use of dry sarcasm, we wept 😫😫😫


Haaa! it entered!


As Baba Onyemechi Kadamawa Okonkwo noted earlier, “only Legends can fully understand the penetration of the nail”


Seeing her seating there, smiling sheepishly as the PM nailed her, someone asked “What is she laughing at?”


My Sister, Kemi Òmòàle was not laughing o. 


She was embarrassed. She was flummoxed. She was flabbergasted. She was emotionally castrated. Disingenuously subjugated. Momentarily stagnated.


She must have felt swooped in a time capsule with her Nigerian parents to an Ibadan Festival of Curses at Oluyole, the homeland of insults.


Haaaa! And Ibadan people have Guinness Book of Records in cursing ejoor! 🙌🏾🙌🏾


Kemí, ș’o r’àiyé è lodé?


The Yoruba’s say only a baskard points out her father’s house with the left hand.


We also slow clap for you, too o, Mudashiru Obasa, the Donald Trump of Lagos State. 


Kontinu o, jàgunlàbí. Your own is coming too 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾